A Witches Cauldron of Chili (Substitutes in parenthesis)
1 1/4 Pounds ground goblin gizzards (ground beef 15%
fat) *Vegans and Vegetarians leave out the ground goblin gizzards
1 Medium eye of Cyclops (onion)
1 15 Oz. Can soft shelled beetles (kidney beans)
1 28 Oz. Can blood of bat (V-8 juice)
1/8 Teaspoon pureed wasp (prepared mustard)
1/4 Teaspoon common dried weed (oregano)
1 Dash Redtailed hawk toenails (crushed red
pepper)
2 Teaspoons ground sumac blossom (chili powder)
1 Teaspoon hemlock (honey or sugar)
1/2 Cup fresh grubs (sliced celery)
1 Tablespoon eye of Newt (pearled barley)
1 Tablespoon dried maggots (uncooked rice)
Water from a stagnant pond (tap water)
Preparation :
Substitutions are in parenthesis. Best made during the last phase of
the moon, if that is not possible, just do the best you can in a softly
lighted kitchen after dark.
Brown the gizzards in an iron cauldron over a fire made from the siding off of a haunted house, add chopped eye of cyclops and simmer
until the pieces of eye become translucent again, add blood of bat, and
soft shelled beetles, bring to a slow bubbling boil. At this time, add
the common weed, maggots, toenails, sumac, grubs, hemlock, eye of newt
and the pureed wasp.
As it cooks you may want to adjust the
consistency with pond water. You can tell it is done when the eye of
newt swells and the vertical tan colored 'cats eye' appears on one side.
